To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Valentine’s Day

I will not tell you that “‘l’ll take care of the Valentine’s Day reservations myself,” only for you to discover the day beforehand that by “take care of” I actually meant “put off taking care of until it’s the very last second and then scream at you when all the hot restaurants in town turn out to be fully booked.”

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