To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Motivation (confusing)

The first words I say to you on Monday morning will not be, “You better pull yourself together - we have a lot of work to get done,” especially if you haven’t already done something to indicate that you are not pulled together and ready to work.