To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Timing (cruel)

I will not, after you finish an entire slice of birthday cake, suggest that the icing has gone off, leaving you to spend the rest of the day wondering if the queasiness in your stomach is real or imagined.

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