To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Omissions (fault)

I will not dictate an email to you on a subject you know nothing about, skim it quickly, tell you to hit “send,” and then get mad at you when it turn out you weren’t able to psychically determine that I had left out a crucial sentence that changes the entire meaning of the missive.