To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Lunch (unnecessary judgements)

When I ask what you’re getting for lunch, because I’m incapable of making any decision without first consulting someone else, and you show me the menu, I will not scream, “Oh my god, are you serious?! Everything on here is like 1000 calories!!! Are you joking?!?!”

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