To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Communication (counter-productive)

If you send me the wrong document, I will tell you in straightforward terms, rather than vaguely implying so in a manner so passive-aggressive that it takes an extra 30 minutes for you to figure out exactly what I was trying to say.