To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Sent Emails (evidence)

When you forward me a past email to prove that you did, in fact, send me that crucial piece of information I needed in a timely fashion, I will not accuse you of “Photoshopping the evidence.”

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