To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Gratitude (the opposite of)

When you offer to do a task that is way below your pay grade because there is no one else available to do it, I will thank you and try to make it up to you in the future. I will not, however, say with a sneer on my face, “Are you sure? I thought you hated doing [that task]”

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