To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Sanitation (taking care of it myself)

When suffering from allergies, I will not sneeze on my computer screen every few hours and then call you into my office to clean it up for me. I will learn how to turn my head to the side, or use the box of tissues on my desk, or both.