To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

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I won’t act totally cool when a situation develops after work one night that you’re not around to deal with, telling you over email, “Don’t worry! I’ll handle it.” and then the next morning lecture you in the office kitchen in front of four co-workers about how unprofessional you are.

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