To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Working Hard (failed attempts in)

When our work day officially starts at 9AM, and I show up at the office one day at 8:30AM to find you at your desk, trying to get some work done before I start making you do all the ridiculous tasks I “need” you to do, I will smile approvingly and go do some work myself for the next half hour, rather than taking your early arrival as an indication that now is a great time to drop calls on the 30 people on my phone sheet, ensuring that you don’t get to finish what you were working on, about which I will yell at you later.

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