To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Questions (that I know the answer to)

I will not keep you up until 2AM, working on a project for me, and then, then next morning, ask “What’s wrong with you?” when you come into the office at 8:30AM looking (and feeling) like a zombie.