To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Assumptions (loud and embarrassing)

When I return from the restroom and walk past your desk to find you concentrating intently on an email you’re in the process of writing, trying to think of the best way to word a delicate question, I will not assume that you’re paralyzed with indecision because I stepped away for a second and yell, “I can’t think of EVERYTHING for you when I’m in the bathroom!”

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