To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Vanity (time-consuming)

I will not make you spend a significant chunk of your day trying to track down a phone number for “someone we can speak to” at IMDb (which we all know is impossible), so I can have you remove all the pictures of me up there that I think make me look fat, which don’t even matter, since I’m not an actor.

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