To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Weekends (early morning emails)

I will not expect you to be up and checking your email at 8:00AM on weekends, unless I tell you specifically that I need you to do so on a certain day for a certain reason. I will recognize that a well-rested assistant is a more efficient and less resentful assistant.