To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Dry Cleaning (readiness)

I will not ask you to go over to the dry cleaner’s before the ticket says my clothes will be ready, “just to see,” and then act surprised and like it’s all your fault when the clothes are indeed not ready.

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