To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Time Zones (unnecessary information)

When we’re in LA, rushing to get something to the NY office by a certain time, I will not IM you constant updates of what time it is in NY, because you clearly don’t know how to add 3 to a number.