To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Feeding Instructions (consistency in)

I will not scream at you for not making me my regular morning bagel when, just the day before, I told you that “I really need you to make sure I’m not consuming any carbs when I’m in the office.”

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