To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Excuses (shameless)

I will not make you drive me to my lunch meeting, because “I don’t have time to find parking” (due to the fact that I refused to leave on time), and then display absolutely no chagrin when you pull up to the restaurant to find a completely empty free parking lot next door.

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