To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Conference Calls (putting them together myself)

I’ll let you do all the conferencing when it gets complicated, instead of yelling “I’ll do it myself,” opening up a new line, trying and failing to dial the correct number until the phone starts beeping loudly on speakerphone because I took too long to dial the number, and then making you come into my office to do it correctly, upside down.

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