To My Assistant

Notes for my future assistant. Let's both of us hope that I don't change too much in between now and whenever it is I have enough wealth and importance to hire you.

Hiding Things, part i

When I absent-mindedly use my scissors on multiple occasions to cut my tea bag wrapper into tiny little pieces, which you then have to pick up late at night by crawling around on your hands and knees, I will not get mad at you for discreetly hiding said scissors and only producing them when I actually need them.

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